December 2011
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ESPECIALLY YOU, FASTE!
DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY? OH, DO YOU?!
JAY LENO IS FUNNIER THAN YOU ARE.
G. T. F. O.
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I am seriously about to light every person in the book on fucking fire.
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Dear Swedish Police,
If you bitches fuck with my girl Lisbeth, y’allz dead.
Kthxbai.
Dalton stripped Tie →
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
big angsty Blaine's dad headcanon
putmedownpunk:
putmedownpunk:
for the anons requesting it. warning, this is really, really sad, okay? but this is how i’d write the episode, if i could.
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reblogging because this is still exactly how i want to see Blaine break down and cry. in Kurt’s arms.
This needs to happen right now.
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire.
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Adele – Someone Like You
Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
Bruno...
valiantchild:
how do you photoshop
how do you social life
how do you friend
how do you diet
how do you pretty
how do you life
madartist2:
windsorchick:
taweesha:
windsorchick:
taweesha:
windsorchick replied to your post: LEONARD MCCOY IS A FLAWLESS BITCH.
SWEET JESUS YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL LET’S JUST GET MARRIED, OKAY?!
YES
IS A SUMMER WEDDING OKAY FOR YOU?
DEFINITELY PREFERABLE.
YAY
I CAN’T WAIT TO PICK OUT MY DRESS.
EEP. I’M EXCITED.
I CAN’T WAIT TO PICK OUT MINE!
I sooo get to bake/ decorate...
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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taweesha:
windsorchick:
taweesha:
windsorchick replied to your post: LEONARD MCCOY IS A FLAWLESS BITCH.
SWEET JESUS YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL LET’S JUST GET MARRIED, OKAY?!
YES
IS A SUMMER WEDDING OKAY FOR YOU?
DEFINITELY PREFERABLE.
YAY
I CAN’T WAIT TO PICK OUT MY DRESS.
EEP. I’M EXCITED.
I CAN’T WAIT TO PICK OUT MINE!
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taweesha:
windsorchick replied to your post: LEONARD MCCOY IS A FLAWLESS BITCH.
SWEET JESUS YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL LET’S JUST GET MARRIED, OKAY?!
YES
IS A SUMMER WEDDING OKAY FOR YOU?
DEFINITELY PREFERABLE.
wvnderbar:
while satan was on his annual tour of the uggs factory, the excutives allowed him to design his own boot for public consumption to thank him for making their shoes as popular as they are
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taweesha:
windsorchick replied to your post: BRO. THAT IS A BAD IDEA. DO NOT WANT.
WHAT PART ARE YOU AT?
I WAS AT THE PART WHERE THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN GOT ONTO THE ROMULAN SHIP.
HOLY FUCK THAT MOVIE GIVES ME SO MANY FEELINGS.
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ohblainers:
It means
I’m not
FOR SALE.
kurtana:
i want to see kurt and blaine say goodbye.
i want them to show it.
if kurt leaves, i want to see it.
i don’t want to have to imagine it.
i want to be able to actually see them say their goodbyes.
i want to see them in an airport.
i want to see them cry.
i want kisses.
i want to see them hold onto each other for dear life until they call kurt’s flight.
i want to see kurt walk...
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I love when there’s shit in a tag that I can’t see.
HA. HA.
HAAAAA.
Set Fire to the Rain
tyleroakley:
God bless the Internet.
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chylan:
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You actually think that, don’t you?
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taweesha replied to your post: Maybe this is unpopular. Maybe I should give a…
Good to know that I need to unfollow a blog I actually really like because she won’t at least tag them so I can blacklist them.
It’s not like she’s been posting much else. Nor will she be until the chapter’s out, I would have to presume. She hardly could. The second she reblogged anything not...
I love when I post something under a read more, shut my laptop and have dinner, only to return and find that read more decided to do it’s own thing and not work.
Tumblr, I think you need to get your shit together.