March 2012
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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lazy thoughts: Dear Abbie and Kiersten, →
ofalazygirl:
sensitive-white-girl:
ofalazygirl:
You guys are in charge of the cookies next time.
i ate like half.
and the other half is so undercooked they are like fat raisins.
but really.
Noreen you had one job. ONE. JOB.
you are tearing this family apart
I AM SO SORRY. i just hope its a…
Noreen, this is why we can’t have nice things.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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slytherinlove:
windsorchick replied to your post: windsorchick replied to your post: windsorchick…
so I have an idea I’m coming to california april break and right when we’re flying over texas I’ll eat a peanut so that shit will have to land in texas AWWWW YEEEEEEE
I SEE NO FLAWS IN THIS PLAN. AT ALL.
April break?
Also, if you were to have a long enough layover at Bush, I would totally go...
Anonymous asked: i am boredddddddddddddddddddddd... entertain me.
Anonymous asked: i ship you with me baby cakes.. ;)
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
aloganlikeme:
no one ships me with anyone… oh.. okay. cool.
Gpoy
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pours cereal into a bowl only to realize he’s out of milk.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
Musings of a Talking Flower: Dear all Bisexuals,... →
savetheteaboy:
girl-panic:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real…
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: would it make you feel better if i told you who i was?
Anonymous asked: im sorry your day sucked darling..:/ it'll all work out darling. I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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ohsogleekyy replied to your post
i did not need to see this right before bed
DON’T
DON’T YOU WANT ME
YOU KNOW I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WHEN I HEAR THAT YOU WON’T SEEEEEE MEEEEEEE
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So In case you were wondering why I’m having the best fucking day of my life…
So, basically, what it comes down to is that Ellie is a fucktard who thinks she’s right when she’s not and subsequently fucks herself over.
So, I was planning on applying for this NYU summer precollege fuck. And the application came out in February and I was all meh that shit’s probs due...
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Honestly if you're looking for the people who are...
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Watch
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
“Darren and Chris are honestly saving people’s lives. Kids are realizing that...”
– Grant Gustin (via whilelifepassesby)
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Anonymous asked: HI I JUST CAME TO SAY I LOVE YOU OKAY BYE
leasarfatis:
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