omg
so my mother was on the phone
with her boyfriend
and they spent the whole weekend together
and he must have asked how she was
because she was all
“Oh, I’m still a little tired.” and then she smirked
OH SWEET LORD JESUS TAPDANCING ON A BAGEL
SOMEONE SEND HELP
INNUENDOS UP THE WAZOO
NO
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